This is something that is more funny than interesting.
I am obsessed with people watching. It’s an illness; I’m sure of it. I love to predict what people (who fit into my mental stereotype categories) will do. Very seldom am I wrong, it’s a gift or maybe we are a lot more alike than we let on. That’s probably why so many people go so far out of their way to be originally different when all
they are really doing is pitifully conforming to what they think is interesting. FYI that’s not being original it’s being fake!!
You guys and your sly peripheral glances. The girl you are checking out didn’t see you, but I sure did. It’s so funny, all of you men are so predictable.
It is surprising how different my opinion of what is beautiful in a
woman compares to what a man thinks is beautiful in a woman. I have
seen girls walk by — that are so worth a look — get overlooked in
favor of the average looking girl with humongous boobs. Why? Just
because a girl doesn’t have gigantic knockers she somehow isn’t worth
that half second glance? It’s so weird to me. I have seen it over and
over. The ugly girl with saggy fibrous breasts always gets the guy.
If I try to think like a guy all I can come up with is girls with big
boobs are the worldwide pin-up mascot for everything adult
entertainment, and by being a large-breasted girl you are unavoidably
stereotyped to be porno-compatible? I’m not a guy so I’m sure that
isn’t accurate. The number of guys that I have seen get whiplash from
following a pair of double D’s has been very educational. My big booby
theory is no longer a theory, it is a fact. All of my mental stereotype categories for men fit into the big-booby lookout program. All guys are under the spell and visually drawn to the mountainous glands of fatty flesh.
Nice to see you back!
I’ve missed you! Okay, so yes men tend to stare at large breasted women. But “what a man thinks beautiful in a woman”? I’m a man so I think that I’m qualified to answer here, and what this man thinks is beautiful in a woman is exemplified by Tina Fey, Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Michelle Pffeifer, Charlize Theron, Eva Longoria, Kate Hudson, and also her mom, Goldie Hawn. There’s also Danica Patrick, Evan Rachel Wood, and Jodi Foster.
Am I also attracted to large breasted women? Yes, but not always. There’s such as thing as too much and out of proportion. And long and shapely legs often make a bigger impression on me than large breasts. But ya know what I find the most attractive about my idea of an attractive woman? Well, it’s located between her ears, and if it includes intelligence, compassion, and a sense of humor that can make me laugh, well everything else is secondary to that. I married a woman like that, and she’s been making me happy for 21 years now.
BTW, I think that you’re kinda cute too.
Hate to admit it, but in many (not all) cases you are probably correct. As Bugs Bunny used to say, “I resemble that remark.”
What makes a woman beautiful? Confidence, your inner beauty will shine out! Not worrying about what other people are thinking. Loving herself for who she is. Knowing that she is sexy! That’s what stands out to me. Also, someone who is beautiful without anything added to her — makeup etc. She wears the clothes, not the clothes wearing her.
This:
People watching is personally my fave pastime, great post!!!
Funny!!!
Yes, the big boobies do get a lot of looks. You should check out Things people say to my tits. There is a link to her stuff from my page on a post called Boobies and I think on my blog roll. Some of her posts remind us that getting those extra looks is not always considered a blessing by those who receive the ogling stares and glances. I on the other hand don’t mind the extra attention.
Either way I love that you have “the gift” to spot the real ones vs. the fakies.
another fan of people watching here, and you captured it well!
I’m too self-absorbed to people watch or care what others are looking at! LOL. How’s that for truth?
Spot on!
Although my girl is DDD it really does’t matter about size to me. She has the most amazing compatibility with me character wise. Really I like all shapes and sizes. Variety, I say. But I must admit a confident woman will win my respectful second look, no matter what she looks like.
jessica
you generalize way too much here about men, yes there are guys obsessed with boobs, myself i like the fine adjustment dial on the end, but as far as looking at women which i do there is whole lot more to get my attention than bouncing boobs.
personally i’ve had my share of smaller women so it’s not like women where size seems to matter it’s the whole package and each is unique. that’s what makes it interesting.
Men checking out women is endlessly amusing! My favorite: the middle-aged married men who check out the waitress after softball/golf/some-other-dumb-sport. Even better was the local TV news anchor oogling the waitress at the Coney Island, like he’s some kind of catch. And the waitresses who play to this with the push up bras and “Oh, where is my pen? That’s right, in my cleavage”….I’ve actually ruined some of my own dates because I enjoy people-watching too much!
It’s an oedipal thing… And IMHO, most men have mommy issues and that’s the boobie obsession thing in a nutshell. That’s why most men will tell you that if they were given the magical gift (LOL) of the choice of boobs or a vagina for a day, they would choose boobs. Then they would just sit there and play with them. (Until they realized that it’s really NOT as exciting as it seems, and they would have wished for the vagina…Actually, the fun part of it, if you know what I’m talking about… But then they’d need us to show us what to do with it anyway!)
I use to work with a bunch of guys and it is funny that they think you can’t see them checking out girls. Normally, you can tell exactly what caught their eye and you pegged it right…the boobies! LOL
Hi Jessica!
I’m hoping that all is well with you these days. I know that life outside the blogosphere can keep us very, very busy at times, and keep us away from posting. Hope that you’re doing okay, and also hope that you’ll be posting here again in the not too distant future.
In any case, it is my pleasure to share with you The 7 x 7 Link Award. There is no need for you to do anything with it, other than to just enjoy it and take it as a compliment. Have a great day!
http://walkoffwin55.wordpress.com/2012/02/26/when-awards-attack-the-final-conflict/
Life is amazingly amazing, and completely consuming all of my free time. It would appear that the trade off for being happy is crippling writers block. My doom and gloom days are few and far between. I’ve been busy and living so it’s safe to assume that I have countless blog topics tucked away in my noggin. I just need a quiet corner, and a bad mood. It’s something that can’t be forced. You could try pissing me off. Love hearing from you xoxo ~Jessica
That’s wonderful news! And the best of all reasons for taking a blogging break. But I think that I’ll leave pissing you off to someone else, if you don’t mind. Lol
I totally feel this post… I love it! hahaha. It’s a good thing God was kind enough to bless me with some behind, otherwise I would’ve been a walking surfboard! Cheers!
-Rowena
I love people-watching. Airports are my all-time favorite place to do this. And guys and boobies….I’m sure Freud would have a great deal to say about this. Suffice it to say it is universal, and probably been that way from the beginning of time. Completely unexplanable and baffling to women. Just like women’s obsession with all things shoes…. men just don’t get it. Although it makes perfect sense to me!
I kinda like all different shapes and sizes. Yes I do check out the more voluptuous and curvy breasts but I also peek at the the smaller fit natural shapes too. I’ll check out the tall girl with awsome legs , but check out the short 5 foot women too. I think the human body in a nautral healthy state is beautiful. Even the male body with natural muscular shape not over done is beautiful.
My wife and I often point out both male and female body and point out that they have great a great shape.
I often get captivated by girls with great attitudes and find inner qualities very attractive. My view is that big or small, natural is sexy and that men are getting tired of plastics boobies.